I like to look my best when we work at the soup kitchen. I'm sure it's uplifting for the poor people.
I Know A Man Addicted To Brake Fluid... He Says He Can Stop Anytime.
I wish I could have sex without having to have a conversation first. I wish I could have a conversation without having to have sex first.
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The whole alphabet?
Lord, after your sad demise, I'll be taking over the whole show. So please tell me how you did that fish thing again...