Where the term "Son of a gun" comes from
Where doth be the ''wet floor'' sign? And lo there shall be a lawsuit.
Wait, you mean Salvidor Dali actually made a painting of a woman that was flattering? Was he high?
I think these ear buds are bad. I'm still hearing that hiss.
Won't you let me be....your Pedo-Bear!
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.