Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do..."
I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.
Honestly, I would not have gone with a strapless gown if I were him.
Actually this is a still from Johnny Mad Dog, a film about child soldiers in Africa by Jean-Stephane Sauvaire. Some pretty dark subject matter, but the picture is a bit funny out of context.
Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.