This is a serious affair.
Uh, no pressure or anything...
Thanks Art of Trolling!
"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do..."
Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.
No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.