"'Till Death Do Us Part" has a whole new meaning.
No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
This is a serious affair.
I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.
These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.
Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!
Uh, no pressure or anything...
Thanks Art of Trolling!
Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/
Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.