guns

Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

"'Till Death Do Us Part" has a whole new meaning.

I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.

Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.

Honestly, I would not have gone with a strapless gown if I were him.

Actually this is a still from Johnny Mad Dog, a film about child soldiers in Africa by Jean-Stephane Sauvaire. Some pretty dark subject matter, but the picture is a bit funny out of context.

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do..."

These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.