guns

Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

Honestly, I would not have gone with a strapless gown if I were him.

Actually this is a still from Johnny Mad Dog, a film about child soldiers in Africa by Jean-Stephane Sauvaire. Some pretty dark subject matter, but the picture is a bit funny out of context.

"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do..."

Locked and loaded. Let's roll on that buffet line!

Uh, no pressure or anything...

Thanks Art of Trolling!

Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.