guns

I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.

When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!

I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

Uh, no pressure or anything...

Thanks Art of Trolling!

Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do..."