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Honestly, I would not have gone with a strapless gown if I were him.

Actually this is a still from Johnny Mad Dog, a film about child soldiers in Africa by Jean-Stephane Sauvaire. Some pretty dark subject matter, but the picture is a bit funny out of context.

Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.

No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!

Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

"'Till Death Do Us Part" has a whole new meaning.

These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

This is a serious affair.

When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?