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"'Till Death Do Us Part" has a whole new meaning.

"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do..."

Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!

Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.

These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

This is a serious affair.

Uh, no pressure or anything...

Thanks Art of Trolling!