guns

"'Till Death Do Us Part" has a whole new meaning.

No one is going to mess with our wedding plans!

Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.

This is a serious affair.

I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

Uh, no pressure or anything...

Thanks Art of Trolling!

Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.