guns

This is a serious affair.

Why not get married at a firing range? You can take out all your pre-vow jitters on the target!

I just hope the little kids haven't been drinking before someone hands them live firearms.

Let me see the rings first, then we can proceed.

Locked and loaded. Let's roll on that buffet line!

When I first played this, I thought, "ho-hum, another surprise dance video." But the sheer explicitness (contains multiple f-bombs!) of this couple's movie homage soundtrack choice made me cringe. I wonder if their own respective mothers were expecting the line, "Imma execute every mothaf**king last one of you!" In their children's day of holy matrimony?

These ladies will get off scot-free because the bride and groom are too busy making out.

"If those zombies get closer, Sweetie, you know what to do..."

I, I'm just not seeing the (incredibly obvious) metaphor.

Violence is definitely the right way to ring in a marriage. :/