Nice try but we know why you dropped that quarter!
My parents are 16 inches apart in height, so the photographer made them kneel for their wedding pics.
Is it just me or does this tacky addition of a firearm make them all look about 12-years-old? Put that away before you embarrass yourselves... oh wait, too late.
Wedinator-guaranteed not boring! Yes, even the part when they do the Macarena.
Hurts on water, hurts even more on cement.
Bride and groom fight as samurai and fencer, pirate vs. ninja