If a flower girl gets to look like a mini-bride, why can't the ring bearer look like a mini-groom?
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
...and shuttle buses.
Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)
That is one chic skirt kilt.