Something about the groom half's little face when the pin is open tells me this smooch is not-so-voluntary.
Or else the stork is dropping them older and older these days...
... They have to wear comically oversized shades! Or else I'm just really out of touch and these are what all the kids are wearing to Bonaroo.
Sure bros, you jump around all you like. I'll just be here on the ground looking like a badass.
Autobot Groom and Decepticon Man of Honor