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Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.

This is one game of scrabble that won't end with me flipping the board and storming off because SOMEBODY THINKS LATIN WORDS COUNT WHEN THE RULES CLEARLY STATE "NO FOREIGN WORDS."

My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!

My husband and I wanted cake toppers that were more personal than just plastic people and this is what I came up with since pool has been a favorite pastime since our first date!

Sorry, can't resist a Kill Bill reference.

Will this marriage last? shake shake Hold on, the die is stuck on its side. shakes furiously All signs point to yes!

On second thought, that won't be a problem...

Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...

The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!

Did Jean Grey finally come around?

So stop kissing your chips and whispering into the dice hoping she'll hear you, fellas.

Fortress of solitude no more!