cakes

Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...

Not sari about posting this one! (I know, I know, try not to hurt yourself laughing or anything...)

They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!

Given the choice of cake and love, let's just say at the end of the day you can't sit in front of your refrigerator and eat and entire plate of love.

I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.

They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.

OK, OK, my hand may have gently grazed layers one and three and that's why they're gold. But in all honesty, nobody was gonna eat all that cake anyway, right?