cakes

This was our wedding cake! We each picked 2 books by our 2 favorite authors, his were Finnegan's Wake & Ulysses by James Joyce and mine were Pride and Prejudice and Persuasion by Jane Austen. They turned out better than we had expected!

I LESS THAN THREE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.

They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.

Missed a few at the bottom. As the Queen of Hearts would say, "off with their heads!"

Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...

Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.

Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT IT!

It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...

My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!