cakes

It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT IT!

Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...

We love Lord of the Rings and wanted something awesome but the cake people couldn't do much. So we settled with this and the figures.

The groom is a huge Whovian and designed every detail of the cake himself. The silver ribbon was custom screenprinted with the name of the Doctor in Galifreyan script by the groom's mother. He even colored the Amy figurine's hair to match the bride's. For her part, the bride surprised him with the Doctor Who themed photo collage platform for his cake, proving that he could never find a better companion anywhere throughout time and space.

Amazing! I'm just worried abo

My husband and I are huge bookworms and couldn't resist this amazing custom-made booky cake topper from Lacerubbish on Etsy!

This cake topper wouldn't be nearly as charming if these two were clutching their cold-as-ice Kindles. Covers and pages forever!

This was our wedding cake! We each picked 2 books by our 2 favorite authors, his were Finnegan's Wake & Ulysses by James Joyce and mine were Pride and Prejudice and Persuasion by Jane Austen. They turned out better than we had expected!

I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!

Leave some for the little hogs!

They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.

So stop kissing your chips and whispering into the dice hoping she'll hear you, fellas.

Fortress of solitude no more!