"You may now eat the bride's face off."
Just duck down or something, dude.
You want romance? Try carpooling!
Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)
It's nice to always have a place to rest when your feet hurt after dancing in heels all night.
Composed on the outside, boiling over with passion on the inside.
...They're covering their eyes, not collectively smacking their foreheads, right?
The 10-year-old in me just threw her hands up in the air with pure joy.
Niaichan says: "The wedding guests clinked the glasses to have me and my new husband kiss; fought away my brother-in-law (who was going in for comedic effect) for the kiss, only to find that the Best Man made it into the photo."