Press 1 for "Hot Mess."
Press 2 for "Just a Mess."
Better cut that smooch short and get inside before you're up to your ears.
It's nice to always have a place to rest when your feet hurt after dancing in heels all night.
Niaichan says: "The wedding guests clinked the glasses to have me and my new husband kiss; fought away my brother-in-law (who was going in for comedic effect) for the kiss, only to find that the Best Man made it into the photo."
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.