Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.
Cupcakes are perfect all year round, but right now it's all about the zombies.
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope your yard decorations don't get destroyed by zombies!
Kitty ran out of lives but still scratches at the damn door all night anyway.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
Moar brains! Less military!
Is that a zombie dog dressed up as a bear? Fearsome!
It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?
If you've got great ribs, show them off.