What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
I could do with a bento each day with the current date on it. I never know what day it is.
Did you guys have an awesome New Year's Celebration this year?
Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!