veggies

Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!

Most meals I make end up looking like the right hand portion of this bento; a mush of different types of food. I figure, it all ends up in the same place, who cares how it looks? Obviously someone cares. I'm so ashamed.

I could do with a bento each day with the current date on it. I never know what day it is.

Did you guys have an awesome New Year's Celebration this year?

No one serves up a more perfect meal!

Modern chefs of the world, watch your back! This deconstructed savory Nyan Cat burger is going to take the culinary world by storm! Anyone can make a passable nyan Cat cake, but to make a whole meal out of the meme is genius!

Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.

I always adored this book as a kid. I would have been over the moon with a caterpillar I could eat!

Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!

These three bears look mighty comfy in their perfect bed of rice that is not too hot or too cold. I would eat them right up!

Koala! Pikachu! Snails! Happy kids with antennas! Flowers! I just want to shout at this cute lunch about how cute it is! YOU ARE ADORABLE!

I have to say, though it sucks to have rain in the summer, I do love the sound it makes when it patters on the dry ground for the first time in a while. Thanks for helping me celebrate, lunch!

Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.

I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!

If I could find a way to never have to wash another dish for the rest of my life and also create no waste, no matter how compostable, I'd be in hog heaven. Now I need a dehydrator so I can make all my own dried veggie dishes. And maybe a beef jerky bowl for chili.