Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
Imaginary taxidermy of imaginary animals is my favorite kind of taxidermy!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!