unicorn

I'm not sure I'd want to tell people the name of this perfume but I bet it smells perfectly magical!

I was never a super girly girl as a kid, but if I had been presented with this cake you better believe I would have strapped on a pair of wings and sprinkled glitter all over myself to get a piece.

My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!

Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.

When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.

Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.

When you need a little extra magic in your life, you know where to turn.

This girl is guaranteed* to bring a little magic into your life.

*Not actually guaranteed.

Dude, this unicorn is totally gonna do whatever he wants. You can't tell him what to do.

He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!

Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!

This wee unicorn cameo will protect you from dragons and villains!

Imaginary taxidermy of imaginary animals is my favorite kind of taxidermy!

Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!