Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.
This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.