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Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?

I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.

Anything that makes dinner more like Speak & Spell is tops in my book!

The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.

Thanksgiving is next week which of course means that we have to start thinking about what outfit is the most comfortable to eat a lot in and how many different types of mashed potatoes to make.

Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.

Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.

This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.

Voila! Your food is now seasoned!

In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?

I don't think I'll be able to play poker on this table. And now I can't play poker at all because a bunch of my cards have been destroyed. Oh well, worth it for the cute.

Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.

Oh Spring, why can't you be here now! Me and my buns need to have some serious tea parties in the garden!