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Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.

This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.

Lonely Heart's Club Sandwich.

Oh Spring, why can't you be here now! Me and my buns need to have some serious tea parties in the garden!

I don't think I'll be able to play poker on this table. And now I can't play poker at all because a bunch of my cards have been destroyed. Oh well, worth it for the cute.

In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?

Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.

I think the dude on the right gave his date a festive holly bouquet and now they're making snow angels and gazing into each other's eyes as the snow starts to fall. So romantic!

Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?

Voila! Your food is now seasoned!

Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!

Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.

The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.

Anything that makes dinner more like Speak & Spell is tops in my book!