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In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?

Thanksgiving is next week which of course means that we have to start thinking about what outfit is the most comfortable to eat a lot in and how many different types of mashed potatoes to make.

Anything that makes dinner more like Speak & Spell is tops in my book!

Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!

Voila! Your food is now seasoned!

Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.

I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.

Lonely Heart's Club Sandwich.

Sadly only a concept, not available for purchase.

Via: Designbloom http://www.designboom.com/contest/view.php?contestpk=21&itempk=19898&p=1

I don't think I'll be able to play poker on this table. And now I can't play poker at all because a bunch of my cards have been destroyed. Oh well, worth it for the cute.

This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.

The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.

Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.