I'll wash that face right off your head.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Available at: LoveLeeSoaps http://www.etsy.com/listing/58312569/blue-bird-nest-soap-set ($6.50)
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.