Pass the soap, just don't drop it, probably slippery.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
I'll wash that face right off your head.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
Just a gentle suggestion.
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!