These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.