Pass the soap, just don't drop it, probably slippery.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Just a gentle suggestion.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!