soap

Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?

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Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!

What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.

My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!

Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.

Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?

If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.

Just a gentle suggestion.

Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.