soap

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Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.

Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.

Just a gentle suggestion.

Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!