soap

Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.

It's important to use every part of the beast.

I'll wash that face right off your head.

If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!

My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!

Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.

What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.

This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?

Available at: LoveLeeSoaps http://www.etsy.com/listing/58312569/blue-bird-nest-soap-set ($6.50)

I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.