soap

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.

Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!

Brought to you by: Aperture Science Shower Inc.

Available at: LoveLeeSoaps http://www.etsy.com/listing/58312569/blue-bird-nest-soap-set ($6.50)

Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!

Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.

These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!

Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.

I'll wash that face right off your head.

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Just a gentle suggestion.

Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.