soap

Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.

If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.

It's important to use every part of the beast.

Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

Available at: LoveLeeSoaps http://www.etsy.com/listing/58312569/blue-bird-nest-soap-set ($6.50)

Brought to you by: Aperture Science Shower Inc.

Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?

My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!

I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.

Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.

Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.

These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!

Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.