Pass the soap, just don't drop it, probably slippery.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
I'll wash that face right off your head.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Just a gentle suggestion.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!