soap

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Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!

Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!

Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.

I'll wash that face right off your head.

Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.

Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.

Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!

My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!