soap

Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!

It's important to use every part of the beast.

If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.

I'll wash that face right off your head.

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As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.

Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.

My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.

Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?

Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!

Kitty's mouth is so clean!