Pass the soap, just don't drop it, probably slippery.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
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