At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Available at: Kidrobot http://www.kidrobot.com/Toys/PlushToys/stacheLabbitPlush24Inch.html ($150) Via: Super Cute Kawaii http://www.supercutekawaii.com/2010/10/kidrobot/
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Handlebars deserve handlebars.