Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
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Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
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Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?