Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
I mustache you not to laugh, these majestic pieces of facial hair are a man's (or woman's) crowning show of vigor. Some may just grow it out endlessly, others may style it, and still others create a diorama of the Battle of Gettysburg from their lip whiskers. So enjoy how far someone can take a mustache joke and check out these memes and gifs all about the stash.
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
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A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
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Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
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As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!