mustache

I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.

As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.

I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.

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Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.

Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.

This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!

Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?

Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!

At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.

A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.

Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

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Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!

It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!