mustache

Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.

I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.

Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.

This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!

Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?

Handlebars deserve handlebars.

Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)

These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!

Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!

I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.

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Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)

Available at: Kidrobot http://www.kidrobot.com/Toys/PlushToys/stacheLabbitPlush24Inch.html ($150) Via: Super Cute Kawaii http://www.supercutekawaii.com/2010/10/kidrobot/

Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.

As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.