I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
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I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.