mustache

Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!

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A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.

I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.

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Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?

Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.

I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!

Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!

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It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!

As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.

This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!

Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!