Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!