We humans are complicated creatures, and evidently so are monsters. Where's the one for "hungover"? That's an emotion, right?
These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!
There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
Raaaaaaawr! For having such big sharp teeth, Domo is certainly benign. I mean really, has anyone actually SEEN him kill any kittens? All bark, no bite. Until I bite his leg off, that is.
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!
Since my nephew was born I've been buying him ugly dolls and he loves them! They're so snuggly and weird looking and charming and have so much character. Maybe for his fifth birthday I'll try these cupcakes out. I have 8 months to practice.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
You can find this cutie and similar items at kritureart for 20$
I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.
Even when he was a little dude, Godzilla was wreaking adorable havoc.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.