We humans are complicated creatures, and evidently so are monsters. Where's the one for "hungover"? That's an emotion, right?
Since my nephew was born I've been buying him ugly dolls and he loves them! They're so snuggly and weird looking and charming and have so much character. Maybe for his fifth birthday I'll try these cupcakes out. I have 8 months to practice.
These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!
I think we can all agree that the iPod Nano is pretty stinking adorable without any accoutrements, but you can't deny the power of a good monster.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!
You look wary of your snack, monster. Here, let me help you.