Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Hand crafted, colorful, useful, fierce!
I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!
Raaaaaaawr! For having such big sharp teeth, Domo is certainly benign. I mean really, has anyone actually SEEN him kill any kittens? All bark, no bite. Until I bite his leg off, that is.
Since my nephew was born I've been buying him ugly dolls and he loves them! They're so snuggly and weird looking and charming and have so much character. Maybe for his fifth birthday I'll try these cupcakes out. I have 8 months to practice.
He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.
I think we can all agree that the iPod Nano is pretty stinking adorable without any accoutrements, but you can't deny the power of a good monster.
You look wary of your snack, monster. Here, let me help you.
"Me not always monstrous. Me have whole entire range of emotion. Can be pretty sweet guy."
Thank you, Quirmelle for watching my dust bunnies while I was out of town. What will you take in payment?