It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
He was worried that you got caught in some really bad traffic on the way home. He even has dinner ready for you.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
We humans are complicated creatures, and evidently so are monsters. Where's the one for "hungover"? That's an emotion, right?
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
Even when he was a little dude, Godzilla was wreaking adorable havoc.
Raaaaaaawr! For having such big sharp teeth, Domo is certainly benign. I mean really, has anyone actually SEEN him kill any kittens? All bark, no bite. Until I bite his leg off, that is.
You can find this cutie and similar items at kritureart for 20$
Since my nephew was born I've been buying him ugly dolls and he loves them! They're so snuggly and weird looking and charming and have so much character. Maybe for his fifth birthday I'll try these cupcakes out. I have 8 months to practice.