Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.
You look wary of your snack, monster. Here, let me help you.
Thank you, Quirmelle for watching my dust bunnies while I was out of town. What will you take in payment?
These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!
There's no excuse for not wearing awesome socks. Unless you're wearing sandals. Dear god.
Even when he was a little dude, Godzilla was wreaking adorable havoc.
This blockhead unicorn is not quite as happy looking as the title suggests, maybe it's just his way.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
Since my nephew was born I've been buying him ugly dolls and he loves them! They're so snuggly and weird looking and charming and have so much character. Maybe for his fifth birthday I'll try these cupcakes out. I have 8 months to practice.
"Me not always monstrous. Me have whole entire range of emotion. Can be pretty sweet guy."
We humans are complicated creatures, and evidently so are monsters. Where's the one for "hungover"? That's an emotion, right?
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?