It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
He's cheeky AND he likes to cook! What a guy!
Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.
Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.
I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?
Can I get some extra fireballs on earrings? Thanks.
You know you've always wanted to make out with Yoshi. Admit it!
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!