mario

I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?

As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.

Looking good, feeling invincible. Great combo!

This year, let's get creative with our lunches! Wouldn't a fancy bento lift your spirits in the afternoon? Let's resolve to cut a shape out of a vegetable or a piece of cheese or meat just once a week this year.

I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.

You know you've always wanted to make out with Yoshi. Admit it!

This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.

Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.

He's cheeky AND he likes to cook! What a guy!

Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.

Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!

I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!