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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.

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I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?

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As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.

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This year, let's get creative with our lunches! Wouldn't a fancy bento lift your spirits in the afternoon? Let's resolve to cut a shape out of a vegetable or a piece of cheese or meat just once a week this year.

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I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.

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You know you've always wanted to make out with Yoshi. Admit it!

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This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.

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He's cheeky AND he likes to cook! What a guy!

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Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.

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Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!

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I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!