Is it getting foggy and spooky out there? Are you shivering a little in anticipation of the sugar shock? Here, have a cupcake.
Kitty, don't look so shocked. You're designed to hold whatever I want you to. No judgment.
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
Jerry, comfort me! I'm allergic to real cats!
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.
My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.
Kitty looks so handsome in 3D!
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Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
Now you can be everyone's favorite soft kitty!
The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...
Our favorite sweet internet kitty Pusheen now has a big ol' plush available of her adorable self! Squee!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?