kitty

Heed the wisdom of the guru kitty!

It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?

Kitty looks so handsome in 3D!

Somebody got caught in the rain! But Please don't get mad, he didn't mean to leave muddy paw prints in the carpet. Look, he's sorry okay?

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okay so the demo baby doll here is just terrifying, but how cute is a kid wrapped up to look like a kitty out of the bath!!!

I don't know what sort of evil trickery was used to make these cups but I want that kind of magic in my life.

You know what my outfit is often lacking in? Kitties!

I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!

Rice under the fingernails is a small price to pay for giving your food tummy skritches.

My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.

I'm not stoked about filling this sweet kitty with a bunch of pins like a voodoo doll. Someone buy it and save it from such a brutal fate!

Though sometimes we talk about how a kitty is so cute we just want to eat it up, I'm not sure I've ever felt so literally compelled to eat a cat's head before. Of course the whiskers would have to go first, I don't want them stuck in my throat.

Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?

I'm happy I haz you.

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The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...