kitty

It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!

You can never have enough things in your life with kitties on them. If I could rub my cat all over my face in place of makeup I would!

On the bus in the morning I really don't want to talk to anyone. If I see an acquaintance I'll leave my headphones on and nod a friendly hello and keep to myself. This kitty has got the right idea. A nice little wave but no conversation before coffee.

Kitty looks so handsome in 3D!

As distressing as it may be to have a sunken kitty in your drink, those toe beans sure are sweet!

My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.

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Blue Kitty is in the classic "rub my tummy" pose, but this time he won't turn on you and attack just when you think he's enjoying it.

Bow shiny. So shiny. Want the shiny!

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This kitty watch better meow every hour on the hour or I'm sending it back!

My brother-in-law is obsessed with itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny things. I think he needs a widdle bitty kitty to round out his collection.

My old metal measuring cups are looking a little lackluster compared to these cuties. Upgrade!

It's a good thing sushi doesn't purr or I'd just empty these into my purse to cuddle with later and be done with it.

I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!

You know someone cares when you get a simple peanut butter and jelly sandwich without crusts. That's love. Then they go and slap a kitty face on there, well, you've got something super special going on!