kitchen

Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.

It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.

This cooking business is highly illogical.

Grandma always said that the secret ingredient in her baking was love. Now I know the REAL secret.

No no no, you don't cut bread with blue, that's what pink is for!

Food made with love is the best tasting food. It can't hurt to also have a heart-shaped utensil in there for good measure.

But can they flip themselves with those tiny little arms?

My husband has taken to doing most of the cooking in our house these days. He'd look adorable in this.

Funnels are pretty dang ugly, which is maybe why I still don't own one. All my problems are now solved.

My sink doesn't have enough cuteness going on. Oh here we go!

I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?

I'm sure this a much more durable alternative to using actual Pocky as chopsticks.