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Be patient, mousey, when you hear the "DING!" then it will be cheese time.

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Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.

Grandma always said that the secret ingredient in her baking was love. Now I know the REAL secret.

We all drink with a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine...

Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.

The kitchen is feeling drab and I can't keep plants alive. This will do!

Now you can use your carrot as a shiv! Handy!

Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?

Especially handy if you tend to think about home improvement while you're eating.

I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!

Considering that cups spend most of their time on the shelf, show 'em off!