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You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!

Dude is so excited to eat your cherry pits and spit out that gross sweet bit. Thanks, Mr. Chomper!

My old metal measuring cups are looking a little lackluster compared to these cuties. Upgrade!

Grandma always said that the secret ingredient in her baking was love. Now I know the REAL secret.

I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!

Show the world that you are a culinary warrior.

You really can't make a bad choice here!

I'm sure this a much more durable alternative to using actual Pocky as chopsticks.

Now you can use your carrot as a shiv! Handy!

Cooking is basically painting with flavor, right?

Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.

This cooking business is highly illogical.

I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?

Funnels are pretty dang ugly, which is maybe why I still don't own one. All my problems are now solved.