It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Gpigs are so happy all the time with all their little scrabbling and queeing for carrots. These guys are just as happy and cute but they also cuddle with you when you nap.
Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
Pretend nibbles are almost as satisfying as real ones.
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This guitar should come with a contract you have to sign stating that you're only allowed to play the sweetest love songs on its strings.
A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?
I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!
Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!
Cacti so soft you could use them as a pillow! Flowers that never die! Heaven!
Could you deny a proposition from a sloth? I know I couldn't!
Who are you? Declare yourself! Who? Who?
If you can't get away to scale the snowy peaks, you can at least wear them.