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Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!

You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.

A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?

If you can't get away to scale the snowy peaks, you can at least wear them.

I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.

Trus me. Pls.

This is almost overwhelmingly cute. I'm getting the cutest hives right now!

Available at: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62306689/pink-mammoth-plush?ref=v1other2 ($45)

Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!

Don't feel bad for poking her in the head, she's here to help!

Talk about whimsy! These coats are so colorful and covered in ruffles and patterns, it's like Herself the Elf took residence in your closet!

I'm not sure if there is a better manufacturer of miniatures out there than Nunu's House. Do you see the tiny cookie shaped like a bunny? DO YOU SEE IT?

Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!

Bostons are totally derpy and adorable. Just don't give them coffee, they're crazy enough!

Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!