A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?
He's always aware of what's going on, never blinking. You can feel safe with this dude around.
Pretend nibbles are almost as satisfying as real ones.
This guitar should come with a contract you have to sign stating that you're only allowed to play the sweetest love songs on its strings.
Can we ever get enough Totoro? No, no we can't.
Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!
Have you ever seen an origami elephant so small? I can't even make one out of a full sized piece of paper!
I know this is important... I just can't remember why.
I wish there had been someone around to make my drawings into a toy when I was a kid!
As a teenager I had a nearly unhealthy obsession with Star Wars and with Salacious Crumb in particular. Love this guy!
All he needs is a felt dish of wool dipping sauce and it's all set.
Do you have the skills to make your own kickass leather Batman helmet?
This artist makes custom plush portraits based off of photos of your loved ones. AMAZING! She's currently not taking commissions but will be again at some point. Well worth the wait, I say!
I know that some of you are having a hard time with the crazy heatwave. Hang in there. Let this little guy help cool you down.
He doesn't know how to ask for the loves he so desperately desires.