My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
Dude, what was in that sandwich? The bread looks all trippy now!
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
We all love smashing paper donkeys to collect candy and toys. What could possibly make it better? Perhaps if the donkey were made of cookies? I've just died and gone to festive snack heaven.
I don't know about having multiple crown cups for your cupcakes. As far as I remember, the birthday boy and ONLY the birthday boy gets the crown!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?