Dude, what was in that sandwich? The bread looks all trippy now!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Cool tie pins that don't put holes in your tie.
I see there is an "I do" cake there, but no "I don't?" That's mighty optimistic!
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
For when you want to go all out with your blingy self but stay on top of the trends.
Plain ol' pup tents are so boring. I'd much rather sleep in a book or space. The cheese is a little ripe though.
Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
I love the idea of being able to completely customize my own box of chocolates. I could craft a whole collection of flavor-based nostalgia spanning my whole life. Amazing!
My mom had some antique cookie molds when I was growing up. I don't remember her ever actually using them but they were so pretty, I used them when I played with Play-Doh.