My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
For when you want to go all out with your blingy self but stay on top of the trends.
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
I love the idea of being able to completely customize my own box of chocolates. I could craft a whole collection of flavor-based nostalgia spanning my whole life. Amazing!
Fido deserves luxury even if you have to live in a studio apartment.