I see there is an "I do" cake there, but no "I don't?" That's mighty optimistic!
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
We all love smashing paper donkeys to collect candy and toys. What could possibly make it better? Perhaps if the donkey were made of cookies? I've just died and gone to festive snack heaven.
Plain ol' pup tents are so boring. I'd much rather sleep in a book or space. The cheese is a little ripe though.
You can print these cake decorations on paper and convince your friends that you are a fondant master. At least from afar.
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
My mom had some antique cookie molds when I was growing up. I don't remember her ever actually using them but they were so pretty, I used them when I played with Play-Doh.
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
This cookie is so fancy and expertly made, I want it embroidered into a ballgown. This would look amazing on a bodice.
Who's a pretty bird? You are!
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!