Fido deserves luxury even if you have to live in a studio apartment.
We all love smashing paper donkeys to collect candy and toys. What could possibly make it better? Perhaps if the donkey were made of cookies? I've just died and gone to festive snack heaven.
You can print these cake decorations on paper and convince your friends that you are a fondant master. At least from afar.
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Who's a pretty bird? You are!