My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
Plain ol' pup tents are so boring. I'd much rather sleep in a book or space. The cheese is a little ripe though.
Dude, what was in that sandwich? The bread looks all trippy now!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Who's a pretty bird? You are!
Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
This cookie is so fancy and expertly made, I want it embroidered into a ballgown. This would look amazing on a bodice.
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
I love the idea of being able to completely customize my own box of chocolates. I could craft a whole collection of flavor-based nostalgia spanning my whole life. Amazing!
For when you want to go all out with your blingy self but stay on top of the trends.