Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
My mom had some antique cookie molds when I was growing up. I don't remember her ever actually using them but they were so pretty, I used them when I played with Play-Doh.
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
I don't know about having multiple crown cups for your cupcakes. As far as I remember, the birthday boy and ONLY the birthday boy gets the crown!
Cool tie pins that don't put holes in your tie.
I see there is an "I do" cake there, but no "I don't?" That's mighty optimistic!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
For when you want to go all out with your blingy self but stay on top of the trends.
We all love smashing paper donkeys to collect candy and toys. What could possibly make it better? Perhaps if the donkey were made of cookies? I've just died and gone to festive snack heaven.