Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
This cookie is so fancy and expertly made, I want it embroidered into a ballgown. This would look amazing on a bodice.
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
Who's a pretty bird? You are!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
We all love smashing paper donkeys to collect candy and toys. What could possibly make it better? Perhaps if the donkey were made of cookies? I've just died and gone to festive snack heaven.
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
I see there is an "I do" cake there, but no "I don't?" That's mighty optimistic!
Plain ol' pup tents are so boring. I'd much rather sleep in a book or space. The cheese is a little ripe though.
I don't know about having multiple crown cups for your cupcakes. As far as I remember, the birthday boy and ONLY the birthday boy gets the crown!
I love the idea of being able to completely customize my own box of chocolates. I could craft a whole collection of flavor-based nostalgia spanning my whole life. Amazing!