It's all fake. All of it. None of it is real. It is all a mirage you must see throughץ
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Sadly this is only a concept, but oh how I would love to build a theme camp with no playa dust or sunscreen required.
I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead.
Gaze upon the most realistic fake cupcakes ever! That fake cherry is just BEGGING me to try and eat it!