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Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.

Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.

I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!

Gaze upon the most realistic fake cupcakes ever! That fake cherry is just BEGGING me to try and eat it!

Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.