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It's all fake. All of it. None of it is real. It is all a mirage you must see throughץ

cigarette fake pencil smoke - 6568107776
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When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead.

mustache Plush yarn fake cute - 6616795904
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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

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accessory cute-kawaii-stuff fake furniture ice cream cone lamp Office sweets - 4041402112
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Available at: Perpetual Kid http://www.perpetualkid.com/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp.aspx ($40) Via: Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp/

craft eternal fabric fake plant - 6565895168
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Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.

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bear delicious fake ice cream model plastic toy - 4806037760
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I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!

bread epicute fake Turkey vegetarian - 4216501248
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Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

accessory fake floppy disk nostalgia Office stationary sticky notes - 4015218432
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Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/e5da/ ($10) Via: Cubicle Bot http://cubiclebot.com/office-supplies/floppy-disk-sticky-notes/

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It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.

decorate desserts DIY fake food kit miniature pastries - 4281951744
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The kits for decorating your own miniature pastries and fake edible goodies is finally available! Just think of all the amazing sparkly donuts and bejewelled cupcakes you could create!

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fake inedible lemon meringue miniature pie tiny - 4901606656
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I dunno, I'd rather the meringue be browned just a tad to fit into my collection of the most perfect miniature foods.

art fake fire fireplace light pixelated - 6262616832
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Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.

camera chocolate chocolate bar digital fake - 4242443008
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This is a digital camera that looks a whole lot like a real chocolate bar. They're not available until January so there isn't a huge amount of information available. What I do know is that now you have a reason to get the little chocolate bar pouch I featured the other day!

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burning man concept fake hippies lego theme camp - 5874500608
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Sadly this is only a concept, but oh how I would love to build a theme camp with no playa dust or sunscreen required.