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It's all fake. All of it. None of it is real. It is all a mirage you must see throughץ

craft eternal fabric fake plant - 6565895168
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Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.

fish robotic fake pets robots - 6660338176
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You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?

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accessory fake floppy disk nostalgia Office stationary sticky notes - 4015218432
By Unknown
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Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/e5da/ ($10) Via: Cubicle Bot http://cubiclebot.com/office-supplies/floppy-disk-sticky-notes/

mustache Plush yarn fake cute - 6616795904
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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!

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bread epicute fake Turkey vegetarian - 4216501248
By Unknown
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Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

bear delicious fake ice cream model plastic toy - 4806037760
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I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!

bath cleaning fake gumdrops soap sweets - 6120178944
By Leeana (Via Lovelee Soaps)
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Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!

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By Unknown
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It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.

electroic fake fish friend pet - 5737464064
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Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.

fake inedible lemon meringue miniature pie tiny - 4901606656
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I dunno, I'd rather the meringue be browned just a tad to fit into my collection of the most perfect miniature foods.

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fake mess mustard Pillow spill - 4586315520
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I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.

accessory cute-kawaii-stuff fake furniture ice cream cone lamp Office sweets - 4041402112
By Unknown
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Available at: Perpetual Kid http://www.perpetualkid.com/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp.aspx ($40) Via: Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp/

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crepes decor fake miniature toile wall hanging wood - 4439014144
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Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.

art fake fire fireplace light pixelated - 6262616832
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Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.