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Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?

I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!

So I know sometimes we all say something is too cute to eat, but honestly, do we mean it? No. At least I know I don't. But these, honestly, for reals, are just way way too cute to eat. I would like to find a way to dry and varnish them so they never ever change.

Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.

Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.

Even in the frigid north we can enjoy a warm, gooey brownie.

It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.

Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!

Greenie is sad because he just learned that they are obsolete.

Pick your poison, pal.

If only every teacup came with an expectant little bear faces. Don't worry bears, I'll give you a lovely warm home in my belly where you can hang out with your friends roast chicken, potatoes and kale. It will be nice to see them again won't it?

Now that I'm getting older and slowing down a little (LIES!) and not raging six nights a week like I once did, I can imagine eating bright green donuts shaped like sweet little bears without feeling queasy in the least. There was a time when even the hint of breakfast would send me wretching. I'm happy to be able to appreciate the cuteness and whimsy of green icing.

This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)

Plants! Protect us from the zombies! As the sweets tell us, life will always prevail.