faces

Eat what's inside me!

So I know sometimes we all say something is too cute to eat, but honestly, do we mean it? No. At least I know I don't. But these, honestly, for reals, are just way way too cute to eat. I would like to find a way to dry and varnish them so they never ever change.

Via: I Heart Chaos http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1039378836/fun-japanese-thing-of-the-day-the-japanese

Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!

I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!

So stoic, these coconut snowmen. So brave, so loving. I'll free you from your chilly prison! Meet my tongue, your new best friend.

Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?

This is the face I make when I know I get to eat ice cream soon.

Who does the washing and who does the drying?

Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?

Now that I'm getting older and slowing down a little (LIES!) and not raging six nights a week like I once did, I can imagine eating bright green donuts shaped like sweet little bears without feeling queasy in the least. There was a time when even the hint of breakfast would send me wretching. I'm happy to be able to appreciate the cuteness and whimsy of green icing.

Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.

Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.

Grilled cheese and tomato soup are the perfect pair!

What a special way to say goodbye to your class! I would have felt so incredibly special if my teacher had mad a little sandwich with my face on it! I'd be the one in the lower left with glasses. Nerd ahoy!

Easter is coming up and man oh man are there some super cute foods out there! You could eat super cute bunnies and chicks and eggs every meal for a week! Start with breakfast of course, these pancakes are perfect with no syrup!