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Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.

Plants! Protect us from the zombies! As the sweets tell us, life will always prevail.

Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?

These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!

Grilled cheese and tomato soup are the perfect pair!

So I know sometimes we all say something is too cute to eat, but honestly, do we mean it? No. At least I know I don't. But these, honestly, for reals, are just way way too cute to eat. I would like to find a way to dry and varnish them so they never ever change.

Pick your poison, pal.

If only every teacup came with an expectant little bear faces. Don't worry bears, I'll give you a lovely warm home in my belly where you can hang out with your friends roast chicken, potatoes and kale. It will be nice to see them again won't it?

Man, you guys need to lighten up! You're just snacks, it's not all that heavy! Green knows what's up, I think red might be drunk.

Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!

Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!

Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.

Don't laugh so hard, guys, you're next.

It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.

Who does the washing and who does the drying?

I think I'm most like the one with x's for eyes, totally blown over by the cuteness of these wee tarts and unable to deal with how amazing they are. Basically I have been killed with cuteness. Thanks a lot, internet, way to kill me.