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Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!

It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.

What a special way to say goodbye to your class! I would have felt so incredibly special if my teacher had mad a little sandwich with my face on it! I'd be the one in the lower left with glasses. Nerd ahoy!

Pick your poison, pal.

Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?

These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!

I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!

Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!

Easter is coming up and man oh man are there some super cute foods out there! You could eat super cute bunnies and chicks and eggs every meal for a week! Start with breakfast of course, these pancakes are perfect with no syrup!

Now that I'm getting older and slowing down a little (LIES!) and not raging six nights a week like I once did, I can imagine eating bright green donuts shaped like sweet little bears without feeling queasy in the least. There was a time when even the hint of breakfast would send me wretching. I'm happy to be able to appreciate the cuteness and whimsy of green icing.

Even in the frigid north we can enjoy a warm, gooey brownie.

I see it! The mouth of the afterlife! It's so beautiful!

My left hand is getting seriously tired of always being the prey. Let's switch it up a little, shall we?

This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)

I think I'm most like the one with x's for eyes, totally blown over by the cuteness of these wee tarts and unable to deal with how amazing they are. Basically I have been killed with cuteness. Thanks a lot, internet, way to kill me.