faces

Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!

Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!

Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.

I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.

This is the face I make when I know I get to eat ice cream soon.

Pick your poison, pal.

Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.

It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.

Inari isn't the most appetizing food to look at. But look! just slap some ears and a face on it and it's Rilakkuma! Everyone's favorite bear!

Via: I Heart Chaos http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1039378836/fun-japanese-thing-of-the-day-the-japanese

Now that I'm getting older and slowing down a little (LIES!) and not raging six nights a week like I once did, I can imagine eating bright green donuts shaped like sweet little bears without feeling queasy in the least. There was a time when even the hint of breakfast would send me wretching. I'm happy to be able to appreciate the cuteness and whimsy of green icing.

So stoic, these coconut snowmen. So brave, so loving. I'll free you from your chilly prison! Meet my tongue, your new best friend.

Greenie is sad because he just learned that they are obsolete.

Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!