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I need your help, cuties! These amazing matchbooks appeared in my submissions and I don't know where to get any! My candles need your help!

These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!

Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!

If only every teacup came with an expectant little bear faces. Don't worry bears, I'll give you a lovely warm home in my belly where you can hang out with your friends roast chicken, potatoes and kale. It will be nice to see them again won't it?

Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!

Now that I'm getting older and slowing down a little (LIES!) and not raging six nights a week like I once did, I can imagine eating bright green donuts shaped like sweet little bears without feeling queasy in the least. There was a time when even the hint of breakfast would send me wretching. I'm happy to be able to appreciate the cuteness and whimsy of green icing.

Available at Paperchase http://www.paperchase.co.uk/pantry-peepers/pantry-peepers-fine-porcelain-mug-in-box/invt/00477635/ ($7.50)

Via: Super Cute Kawaii http://www.supercutekawaii.com/2010/09/paperchase-for-everyone/

It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.

I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.

Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!

At first I was kinda grossed out by the weird tumor lumps on top of these donuts and then I saw that they are kitty ears and I squeed. True story!

So stoic, these coconut snowmen. So brave, so loving. I'll free you from your chilly prison! Meet my tongue, your new best friend.

Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.