faces

I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!

Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!

Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.

I choose you!

This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)

I see it! The mouth of the afterlife! It's so beautiful!

Who does the washing and who does the drying?

If socks really did have faces, what do you think they'd want to talk about?

It's time to start thinking about buying new sweaters and resisting the urge to wear them while it's still too hot out. Time to sharpen your pencils and buy a new spiral notebook. Time to get your boots re-soled and stock up on tights. Time to eat some apple shaped cookies!

Now that I'm getting older and slowing down a little (LIES!) and not raging six nights a week like I once did, I can imagine eating bright green donuts shaped like sweet little bears without feeling queasy in the least. There was a time when even the hint of breakfast would send me wretching. I'm happy to be able to appreciate the cuteness and whimsy of green icing.

So I know sometimes we all say something is too cute to eat, but honestly, do we mean it? No. At least I know I don't. But these, honestly, for reals, are just way way too cute to eat. I would like to find a way to dry and varnish them so they never ever change.

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.

Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!

I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.

Inari isn't the most appetizing food to look at. But look! just slap some ears and a face on it and it's Rilakkuma! Everyone's favorite bear!