faces

If only every teacup came with an expectant little bear faces. Don't worry bears, I'll give you a lovely warm home in my belly where you can hang out with your friends roast chicken, potatoes and kale. It will be nice to see them again won't it?

Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.

I choose you!

Even in the frigid north we can enjoy a warm, gooey brownie.

Now that I'm getting older and slowing down a little (LIES!) and not raging six nights a week like I once did, I can imagine eating bright green donuts shaped like sweet little bears without feeling queasy in the least. There was a time when even the hint of breakfast would send me wretching. I'm happy to be able to appreciate the cuteness and whimsy of green icing.

Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.

I see it! The mouth of the afterlife! It's so beautiful!

Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.

Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.

My left hand is getting seriously tired of always being the prey. Let's switch it up a little, shall we?

Easter is coming up and man oh man are there some super cute foods out there! You could eat super cute bunnies and chicks and eggs every meal for a week! Start with breakfast of course, these pancakes are perfect with no syrup!

Eat what's inside me!

I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.

Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!

I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!