faces

Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.

Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!

So stoic, these coconut snowmen. So brave, so loving. I'll free you from your chilly prison! Meet my tongue, your new best friend.

I love me a good flaky, buttery, crispy cracker from time to time. I'm afraid I'd find myself nibbling on my necklace all day.

This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)

This is the face I make when I know I get to eat ice cream soon.

Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!

Who does the washing and who does the drying?

My left hand is getting seriously tired of always being the prey. Let's switch it up a little, shall we?

Man, you guys need to lighten up! You're just snacks, it's not all that heavy! Green knows what's up, I think red might be drunk.

Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.

It's time to start thinking about buying new sweaters and resisting the urge to wear them while it's still too hot out. Time to sharpen your pencils and buy a new spiral notebook. Time to get your boots re-soled and stock up on tights. Time to eat some apple shaped cookies!

Don't laugh so hard, guys, you're next.

Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.