I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!
It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.
I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!
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