It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?
I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.
Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.
Just think of all the possibilities with an arrangement like this. Those cake pops could be birds, babies, puppies, balloons... I'm inspired!
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!