eyes

Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.

It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?

I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.

I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!

I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.

Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.

Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.

Just think of all the possibilities with an arrangement like this. Those cake pops could be birds, babies, puppies, balloons... I'm inspired!

This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!

There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.

I'd trust a fox to keep my things safe, they're fierce!

This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!