eyes

I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!

This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.

It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.

I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.

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I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!

I'd trust a fox to keep my things safe, they're fierce!

Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.

There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.

Just think of all the possibilities with an arrangement like this. Those cake pops could be birds, babies, puppies, balloons... I'm inspired!

It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?

From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?

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