eyes

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Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.

Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!

I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.

Nothing could brighten up my day like seeing a swing or a tree or a bench blinking at me. It's the little things.

I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!

From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?

I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!

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There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.

This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?

Just think of all the possibilities with an arrangement like this. Those cake pops could be birds, babies, puppies, balloons... I'm inspired!

Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.

This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!