eyes

apathetic cellar crosses evil eyes jar salt - 4753518848
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Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.

buttons crochet cute eyes handmade monster personality - 4725395200
By surrido.smile (Via www.etsy.com)
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It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?

eyes face flies poop sleep mask smile - 6049492736
Via Etsy
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I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

eyes Jewelry look ring - 4974048000
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It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.

eyes mask rest sleep - 5073206272
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I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!

buns epicute eyes rolls turtles - 4515576832
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I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.

bender crochet eyes futurama hat robot - 4554520576
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Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.

eyes headphone splitter ipod jacks robot share - 4606456576
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Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.

cake cake pops epicute eyes frosting monste orange sticks - 5218104832
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Just think of all the possibilities with an arrangement like this. Those cake pops could be birds, babies, puppies, balloons... I'm inspired!

cell eyes fat furry plus scary - 5597208832
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This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

buns epicute eyes hat leaf nose pastry puffs totoro - 4488808448
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Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!

eyes giant googly eyes plastic - 6287317248
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There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.

bag eyes face flap fox purse strap - 5850187520
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I'd trust a fox to keep my things safe, they're fierce!

coffee eyes heat activated mug - 6520052224
Via Foodbeast
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This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!