eyes

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From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?

I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!

I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!

Nothing could brighten up my day like seeing a swing or a tree or a bench blinking at me. It's the little things.

It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.

I'd trust a fox to keep my things safe, they're fierce!

Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.

You just can't help but gravitate toward him.

This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

Just think of all the possibilities with an arrangement like this. Those cake pops could be birds, babies, puppies, balloons... I'm inspired!

I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.

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It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?