eyes

Nothing could brighten up my day like seeing a swing or a tree or a bench blinking at me. It's the little things.

This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?

From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?

There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.

You just can't help but gravitate toward him.

I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!

I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.

Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.

It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?

I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!

This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!

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This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!