Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
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Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
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I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
My desk can never have enough rainbows, must have more cute!