He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Be your own miniature urban improvement league.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.