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We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
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Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
My desk can never have enough rainbows, must have more cute!
This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.