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cleaner desk gadget vacuum vehicle zamboni - 4668615424
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The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)

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desk Office pen stationary writing - 4310446592
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Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.

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desk dispenser Little Red Riding Hood Office tape - 5465620480
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Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.

accessory desk Office paper pen pencil tape toilet - 4892464896
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I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.

crank desk Office pencil pencil sharpener puppy - 4560610560
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Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!

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beach chair desk parasol sand toys - 5616604928
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Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.

desk Office pen pew pew ray gun stand - 5126642688
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You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!

desk post its stationary sticky notes sushi - 4627883008
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Every piece of paper, if these were left on my desk would say "HUNGRY".

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baked goods bread desk miniature Office paper clips - 5127888896
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While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.

desk hello kitty Office paperclips stationary - 4558043136
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When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?

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desk heart hole punch job Office paper punch stationary work - 4186497792
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Available at: Suck UK http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=154&rangeNew=1 ($16)

desk horse pencil plastic sharpener unicorn - 5719614208
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He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!