I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Do your documents love you or love you not?
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
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Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.