Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
My desk can never have enough rainbows, must have more cute!
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Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Do your documents love you or love you not?