I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Be your own miniature urban improvement league.
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When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Do your documents love you or love you not?
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)