Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
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Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.