He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.