I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Be your own miniature urban improvement league.
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Every piece of paper, if these were left on my desk would say "HUNGRY".
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
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He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
Do your documents love you or love you not?
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!