Do your documents love you or love you not?
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
Every piece of paper, if these were left on my desk would say "HUNGRY".
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?