The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
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