I have no children, I know my alphabet, I would still hang these on my wall as cool decor. Awesome!
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.
Decorating a bathroom is really hard when you're not into seashells or florals or rubber duckies. Draw your own shower curtain and make your bathroom super custom!
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!
Looks as though your literature is on the light and airy side.
Everyone needs a place to write grocery lists and love notes. Why not make the board just as sweet as the sentiment?