decor

I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.

I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!

Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!

Having a giant dragon that's basically furniture is like a dream come true. Ride 'em cowboy!

I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.

This is one cloud that could follow me everywhere and I wouldn't mind!