decor

My suburban house with a white picket fence isn't gritty and urban enough. I need to scum it up a little.

I wish I could tell you where to get this but sadly it's not for sale. I just thought you'd appreciate a whole school of rainbow fish looking impossibly natural hanging on a wall. Ahhhhh, so soothing.

I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!

Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.

Who wouldn't love a pillow with their family on it? Amazing gift to pass down through generations!

On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.

Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?

Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.

There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)

This is an awesome way to throw a party, with personalized favors and place settings and pink pink pink!

Irises are hella masculine flowers.

A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!

A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.

If I were into this sort of style I would hire whoever made these amazing cupcakes to decorate my house. Now find me some cupcakes that look like Le Corbusier and the Eames brothers designed them and I'll be in heaven.