Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
I KNEW it! Elves! Invisible ones!
Hi bunny! Who is your cheery floral friend? Do you guys want to come over and play on my swingset?
I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?