It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Having only one eye can't be much of a burden when you're this adorable!
I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.
All aboard the friendliest crocheted bus ever made!
I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?
Today is the birthday of our dear departed Theodor Seuss Geisel. Let's all take a moment to think about our favorite Suess books. Mine is "The Butter Battle Book". What's yours?