crochet

Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.

These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!

All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)

Sure this is for babies, but can't you also see how cute this would be hanging from your car's visor? Thought so.

This would be perfect to while away the hours on a long trip. Make me one!

Make your own army of itty bitty snowmen that will last all year! They can each have different colored scarves so you can tell them apart, you don't want to confuse them.

Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.

You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!

Totoro may not be great with chess strategy, but his heart's in it.

You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!

They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.

I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.

Available at: Diesel Sweeties http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/plush-all-hu-mans-red-robot-squishable ($34)

I KNEW it! Elves! Invisible ones!

Honestly, what CAN'T you make out of yarn? These just look amazing!

Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.