He's always aware of what's going on, never blinking. You can feel safe with this dude around.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
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This popsicle knows how yummy it is, just look at the stick!
This would be perfect to while away the hours on a long trip. Make me one!
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I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
Who are you? Declare yourself! Who? Who?
This guy looks like a little flan. He understands what needs to happen and that he'll inevitably be eaten, but he's okay with that.
Granted, Admiral Ackbar's warning wouldn't have held much weight if he had been so stinking cute, but he would have been easier to take in general.
Though I don't recommend printing out all your emails and carrying them around with you, I do recommend making this bag and filling it with love notes.
Does this automatically embroider Hello Kitty onto everything I sew? No? Take it back!