cookies

Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

cookies epicute green icing plaid St Patrick's Day - 4515572992
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St. Patrick's Day is coming up on Thursday! I love green, I love Ireland, I love foods that get all dressed up for the holidays! I'll be regaling you with all the best goodies coming through the tubes this week to help celebrate.

First, plaid! Better get out your tartans and get spiffy!

animal cookies epicute face lion - 4420303104
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This king of the jungle is so sweet when you get him alone and start talking about baking.

carnations cookies epicute flowers sticks - 6061783296
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Carnations get a bad rap in the flower world these days. I think the campaign to revive their gentle image through baking is a good strategy.

bars cookies epicute nuts squirrels sweets wrapper - 5234945792
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Why aren't we wrapping all our foods in wrappers with wee woodland creatures? I swear kids would eat asparagus if it had little squirrels on it. Adorbz!

cat cookies dogs epicute icing lizard monkey paws pets - 4970535680
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Are these adorable pets from something? A TV show? a movie? A series of books? Wherever they are from, they are pretty much the cutest lil fuzzy wuzzies EVER!

bow cookies epicute eye patch hello kitty Pirate skull - 4903557120
By Cassandra Sakamoto (Via cupecakegang.blogspot.com)
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If anyone can rock an eye patch and a skull bow it's Hello Kitty. She's always on the cutting edge of fashion and always delicious.

baby shower blue cookies elephants epicute green icing - 5170855680
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I think we should have a special ceremony where an elephant carries a newborn baby around the neighborhood in its trunk to introduce the kid to all the neighbors. It would be so friendly and exciting! These cookies are just the beginning.

art brush cookies epicute icing paint pallete - 5719806464
By Unknown
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I bet the inside of my stomach is an impressionist's dream after I've eaten half a dozen of these babies.

candle cookies inedible melt scented wax - 4942142464
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This is so weird and so appealing! Who would figure, heating up something that looks like a cookie to make your house smell like a cookie? MADNESS!

accident cookies epicute fig leaf gingerbread modest oops - 5590995968
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Aw buddy it's okay, no one seems to mind. Just pick up your leaf and move on with your day, no need to make a big deal about it.

bunnies chocolate cookies epicute marshmallow smores - 5895696640
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There's something extra satisfying about getting really messy when you're eating a snack. All the chocolate melting on your hands and the marshmallow squishing out everywhere. Pure decadence.

cookies cream epicute filling heart oreo - 4620673024
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I want to see the stack of heart shaped cream they cut out of each cookie. It's like sticky confetti! Mmmmmm I could go for a sleeve of Oreos about now.

best of the week christmas cookies epicute holiday icing Pastel snowflakes trees - 5535601920
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I get a little tired of the traditional red and green all over everything this time of year. This is so much more pleasing to the eye. Plus, who wants to eat a blood red cookie?

buttons cookies cupcakes doilies epicute - 5159726592
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Fondant buttons are adorable, right? So are cupcakes with fondant buttons on them. I think we're all still in agreement here. So what happens when you make cookies in the image of cupcakes decorated with fondant buttons? Did I just divide by zero?

chocolate christmas cookies epicute mms sprinkles tree - 4291611904
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The best thing about these cookies to me is the fact that they didn't turn over all the M&Ms to make them plain red. I see this as a sign of smart priorities. Just jam the chocolates on there as fast as you can because the sooner they're done, the sooner we can eat them!