There's no better way to relax than in a bath of your favorite meal.
Who cut the cheese? Seriously that reeks. Better air it out, or maybe grab a milder wheel to balance it out. These cheesy puns will have you groaning in no time, so don't go anywhere, and don't cut any more cheese.
I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.
No joke guys, I chaperoned a high school prom last weekend! The kids were all dolled up and on their best behavior and I didn't once have to bust anyone for drinking or inappropriate dancing or anything. One of the cutest things about kids at formals is all the matchy matchy dress and tux action. I wish I'd seen this photo earlier, I would have made snacks to show them how it's done.
considering how kids never really just pick up a sandwich and eat it like normal human beings, you can make them lunches that defy the norms of sandwich making for fun. They're going to decimate the thing anyway, why not get them excited about the beauty they are about to destroy?