Don't look so surprised Mr. Snackerton. You must have known this was coming when you got to sit on such a nice cracker. Your fate was inevitable.
I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.
Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?