cheese

Don't look so surprised Mr. Snackerton. You must have known this was coming when you got to sit on such a nice cracker. Your fate was inevitable.

Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.

I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.

Let's have a carbohydrate themed party where we eat whole loaves of garlic bread and knock back these little cups of mac & cheese like jello shots.

This ladybug is all lady! I bet she lives in a lunch box with a sweet not from Mom saying "have a nice day honey, I love you!" I would like a thermos of chicken soup and some crackers to go with it. Thanks Mom!

something about the holidays inspires us to gruesomely eat our beloved favorite characters. Rudolph, your time has come. Thank you for serving us so well all these years and again for the last time on my plate. OM NOM NOM.

I wouldn't mind a whole field of cheese and fruit flowers to frolic in. I'll never want for snacks!

Do you think dressing a wedge of cheese up like a mouse would make an actual mouse more or less likely to eat it all up? Would it be intimidated by the new intruder and back off or would it be flattered by the delicious likeness and devour it all at once?