Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.
Who cut the cheese? Seriously that reeks. Better air it out, or maybe grab a milder wheel to balance it out. These cheesy puns will have you groaning in no time, so don't go anywhere, and don't cut any more cheese.
No joke guys, I chaperoned a high school prom last weekend! The kids were all dolled up and on their best behavior and I didn't once have to bust anyone for drinking or inappropriate dancing or anything. One of the cutest things about kids at formals is all the matchy matchy dress and tux action. I wish I'd seen this photo earlier, I would have made snacks to show them how it's done.
considering how kids never really just pick up a sandwich and eat it like normal human beings, you can make them lunches that defy the norms of sandwich making for fun. They're going to decimate the thing anyway, why not get them excited about the beauty they are about to destroy?