Who cut the cheese? Seriously that reeks. Better air it out, or maybe grab a milder wheel to balance it out. These cheesy puns will have you groaning in no time, so don't go anywhere, and don't cut any more cheese.
I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.
Poor little mice look so lonely now that their friend is leaving. At least they have enough cheese to last them several months to keep them company. Do you think their friend is moving to Switzerland? That would really make the most sense, wouldn't it?
I wouldn't mind a whole field of cheese and fruit flowers to frolic in. I'll never want for snacks!
Now that we're starting a new year, it's time for change and resolutions. Thinking of changing your look? These snacks are a risk free way of evaluating a new hairstyle. If you have a perfectly round face. And no facial features.
Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.
I've seen plenty of heart shaped pizzas before but I've never seen anyone go so far as to shape the pepperoni. Genius! I would pull each pepperoni off individually and say "I love you" each time to whoever bought me this. The most direct way to my heart is surely through salty foods.
Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!
I have to say, though it sucks to have rain in the summer, I do love the sound it makes when it patters on the dry ground for the first time in a while. Thanks for helping me celebrate, lunch!
This time, instead of the caterpillar eating through all the foods, you'll be eating through all the caterpillar!
Don't be scared, he won't eat your cheese, though I bet he wouldn't say no to a nacho.
Okay you guys, for real, there is obviously no excuse to not have super adorable snacks around. Can you cut a piece of cheese once with a knife? Yes? Then you have cute appetizers!
This ladybug is all lady! I bet she lives in a lunch box with a sweet not from Mom saying "have a nice day honey, I love you!" I would like a thermos of chicken soup and some crackers to go with it. Thanks Mom!
Let's have a carbohydrate themed party where we eat whole loaves of garlic bread and knock back these little cups of mac & cheese like jello shots.
